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- Cold Storage Weekender - May 10, 2025
Cold Storage Weekender - May 10, 2025
Gonna put a Costco in St. Peter's Square. Everything's profitable if you adjust it enough. 3 hours, minimum. Only in Cali.

The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is Cold Storage Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 4 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!

GONNA PUT A COSTCO IN ST. PETER’S SQUARE

EVERYTHING’S PROFITABLE IF YOU ADJUST IT ENOUGH
“On a tariff-adjusted-EBITDA basis, we were actually profitable this quarter”
— Parody CEO (@parody_ceo)
7:02 PM • Apr 30, 2025

3 HOURS, MINIMUM
dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing
— Romy (@Romy_Holland)
6:21 PM • May 2, 2025

ONLY IN CALI
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