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Cold Storage Weekender - March 1, 2025
Show-off. Don't settle. Boss-level dad joke. MoonPie has no chill. Keepin' it fresh.

The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is Cold Storage Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 5 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!

SHOW-OFF

DON’T SETTLE
me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney)
2:12 AM • Feb 21, 2025

BOSS-LEVEL DAD JOKE
Dad gave me a sealed envelope and said that he trusted me with it.
A few times through the years, he would check to see if I still had it. This went on for two decades. It was quirky and weird, but it was our thing.
I opened it after he died.
It was a blank piece of paper.
— Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian)
10:19 PM • Feb 22, 2025

MOONPIE HAS NO CHILL

KEEPIN’ IT FRESH
that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable
— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969)
8:00 PM • Feb 24, 2025
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