- Cold Storage List
- Posts
- Cold Storage Weekender - February 8, 2025
Cold Storage Weekender - February 8, 2025
Time for bed, Grandpa. Smarter than the average tourist. Can't beat a good fade. Big enough for a few bodies. Sounds fair.
Matt H & Katherine Peach
February 08, 2025
The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is Cold Storage Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 5 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
→ Don’t forget to share Cold Storage List with a friend. Or else.
Off we go!
TIME FOR BED, GRANDPA
33 year olds in 2025:
“Sorry, can’t go out for drinks tonight guys. Gotta monitor my sleep health. Gotta be tucked in tight before the sun goes down otherwise I’m gonna be a mess tomorrow.”
— O.W. Root (@NecktieSalvage)
3:02 AM • Feb 4, 2025
SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE TOURIST
I think about this quite a lot.
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9)
9:39 AM • Feb 5, 2025
CAN’T BEAT A GOOD FADE
Every time I want to make fun of teenagers now for their broccoli hair, I remind myself that me and everyone I knew had hair like this
— Jon Matzner (@MatznerJon)
12:06 AM • Feb 6, 2025
BIG ENOUGH FOR A FEW BODIES
They don’t make em like this anymore. That’s one helluva trunk. 🤣
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut)
4:34 PM • Feb 5, 2025
SOUNDS FAIR
→Try our resources for cold storage pros:
Search Properties (beta) | Cold Storage News | Comps | Professional Network