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Cold Storage Weekender - April 5, 2025
Predatory burrito loans. Vibing valuations. Knew it. Fewer dentist bills this way, too.
Matt H & Katherine Peach
April 05, 2025
The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is Cold Storage Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 4 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!
PREDATORY BURRITO LOANS
John, the name of the company is DoorDash. Through a partnership with Klarna, they’ve just unlocked interest-free structured liquidity for high-frequency sustenance transactions. You can finance a carne asada burrito over 4 easy payments, or even defer the charge until payday.
— Adam Singer (@AdamSinger)
7:32 PM • Mar 20, 2025
VIBING VALUATIONS
Private Equity & Credit Investors chilling rn (their portfolios are still at par)
— High Yield Harry (@HighyieldHarry)
1:55 PM • Mar 31, 2025
KNEW IT
FEWER DENTIST BILLS THIS WAY, TOO
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are.
Find the time to microwave them.
— WHO? (@soursillypickle)
11:41 PM • Mar 30, 2025
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